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Joke of the Day

"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."

"Heard a Beethoven piece & a Ke$ha song yesterday. Which one is deaf again?"

"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"

"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"

"When my Dad passes, I will get a tattoo of him looking down at me from Heaven, disapproving of me getting a tattoo to commemorate him."

"Spider just landed on my shoulder. I didn't want to kill it so I just fainted instead."

"What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways? Bipolar."