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Joke of the Day

"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."

"why do people carry umbrellas? because umbrellas cant walk. (ba dum tsss) i suck at jokes :(((("

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"

"""Every dog has his day,"" they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town."

"Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!"

"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."

"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? I'd tell you but the punchline is too long."

"I just became a Catholic recently... I still don't understand why we have to keep sitting down, standing up and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me!"

"""We should clean the bathroom."" ""Why? Are we moving?"""

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."