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Joke of the Day

"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."

"Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Heisenberg Heisenberg who? I am the one who knocks *I'm bracing for a lot of downvotes*"

"I saw this incredible color in a dream, But it was just a pigment of my imagination."

"Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck."

"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"

"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"

"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"

"I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night."