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Joke of the Day
"Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4."
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"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
"How many eggs does a Frenchman need? One, because that's an Oeuf."
"What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose."
"I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah."
"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."
"I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69 She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice"
"How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it matter? Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything."
"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."