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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."
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"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."
"What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I'll show myself out."
"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."
"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"what type of cancer do mimes get? Gesticular"
"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"
"Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley"
"Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race."