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Joke of the Day

"I saw this incredible color in a dream, But it was just a pigment of my imagination."

"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"

"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."

"One iPhone in an Apple Two iPhones is a pear."

"I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke, but that would be faint praise indeed."

"you know what people with alopecia say.... you know what people with alopecia say... hair today gone tomorrow"

"What did MC Hammer name his son? Arman."

"I don't get why I have to wash my hands after masterbating. It's not like my dick's been anywhere. Edit: yeah I suck at spelling. And it's supposed to mean I never have sex"

"Watching ""Wizard of Oz"". I'd forgotten how the neighbor wants to kill Toto and Auntie Em and Uncle Henry were fine with it. Family fun!"

"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."