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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"
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"9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: ""It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"""
"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"
"Thanks for letting everyone on facebook know your phone is broken. I was already thinking about never calling or texting you anyway."
"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."
"Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?. Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac."
"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"
"What's common between sex on a boat and Coors Light? They are both close to water."
"Gonna pay my grandma $100 to slip ""Syrian Refugee 1 and 2"" onto the Thanksgiving seating chart to piss off my uncles."
"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."