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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"
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"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."
"This guy poured his box of raisinets directly into his bag of popcorn at the movie counter. After my initial shock I bowed to him."
"How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."
"They say there is a murderer in every group I thought it's jack, so i killed him before he could harm somebody."
"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."
"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."
"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."
"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."
"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."