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Joke of the Day

"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"

"My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time."

"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"

"*Throws up some gang signs* *stabs self in eye with salad fork* Hubs: Next time you do the Macarena, put your fork down."

"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."

"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."

"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? You shuck the oyster between fits."

"Good news / bad news The good news is - the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is - all of the web pages are stuck together."