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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash credits to /u/nothingbutcold"
Next Joke
"What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside"
"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."
"My penis is a gangster... It cums from the hood."
"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"
"*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun"
"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."
"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently, she left me a few days ago."
"Half Indian I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian."