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Joke of the Day

"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."

"The doctor gave a man six months to live. And when he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him six more."

"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."

"What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi."

"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."

"My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock Bad Minton"

"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"

"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee"