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Joke of the Day
"What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside"
Next Joke
"What is ET short for? So he can fit in the spaceship."
"What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !"
"I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones."
"my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;("
"I JUST CONSUMED SO MUCH SUGAR THAT I FEEL ALL SHOUTY IN MY HEAD AND CAPS LOCKY AND HOLY CRAP HOW DO PEOPLE DO ACTUAL DRUGS"
"I should have been a psychic I hear they make a fortune."
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"
"When you use a stranger's phone charger, you're charging with everyone they've ever charged with."
"I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay."