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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently, she left me a few days ago."

"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"

"I just took laxatives and huffed some nitrous oxide... for shits and giggles."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it's done."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"

"Lady next to me in the hospital waiting room told me she has diarrhea. I must have one of those ""tell me if you have diarrhea"" faces."

"The bloke who invented the time machine has died. RIP Dave Jones. 1974 1746."

"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"

"I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself."