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Joke of the Day

"My penis is a gangster... It cums from the hood."

"[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share] ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day"

"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."

"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"

"I was looking into the sky and I thought, why does that plane look bigger the closer it gets... then it hit me."

"It's weird to sit and not eat, right?"

"Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir."

"lol How much did the Holla Caust? 6 Million Jews"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Sweet and with a cream topping."

"ople who say they'd go back and change things in their life if they could are pussies, you don't get this awesome without the shitty parts"