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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"

"Whenever I'm picking up my wife I skid to a stop by her & yell ""Come with me if you want to live!"" so she knows she married pure awesomeness"

"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"

"I just spent fifteen minutes wondering how mermaids poop in case anyone out there is looking for a best friend or arch nemesis or something."

"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties."

"How do you make a Jewish omelette First off all Borrow 6 eggs."

"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"