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Joke of the Day
"Beauty is only a light switch away. That is all."
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"my signature move is yelling ""where in the fridge?!"" and ""i don't see it!"" until my mom comes and finds the applesauce for me"
"Greatest joke ever !!! My life"
"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"
"A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks ""Entree?"". The man says ""No! On a plate!"""
"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste."
"I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot."
"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it."