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Joke of the Day
"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
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"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."
"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"
"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library... I said ""Shit man, it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want!"""
"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"
"What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot."
"What did the deer say to its lover? You are very ""deer"" to me."
"Two Cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks... Does this taste funny to you?"
"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."
"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."