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Joke of the Day

"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"

"What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car."

"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."

"I just got the biggest idea for a joke! Then I realized it was my dick. No seriously check this one out: ""I dont want to sound like an asshole, but ppfdrtrrtrt *fartnoises*"""

"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."

"What do you call fake soup? Pho Soup"

"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"

"Said I'd buy my son some stuffing for his pillow. He wanted to come with me. Then his sister did too So now I'm getting down with the kids."

"9: What did that message on the TV say Me: It said, the film has been modified to fit our screen 9: How do they know what size TV we have?"

"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"