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Joke of the Day

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing."

"Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his orders"

"They were the type of children who would kill both parents and make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans."

"I need to stop Binge thinking."

"Son, let me tell you the story of the Three Bears. A girl broke into their house and they ate her. Stay out of my stuff, goodnight"

"All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right."

"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."

"A priest a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""