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Joke of the Day

"I just spent fifteen minutes wondering how mermaids poop in case anyone out there is looking for a best friend or arch nemesis or something."

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"

"I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?"

"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"

"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."

"Learn how to Wiener Boop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exb1yVD8SHU&list=UUq54nlcoX-0pLcN5RhxHyug"

"Boxing and fencing Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences"

"Why was Moses' wife angry? He gave her the burning bush."

"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""

"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"