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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"
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"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Only a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."
"What do you call a bi-curious woman? A clitourist."
"Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly"
"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."
"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"
"Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think...Animal Cracker!"
"Ukraine What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea? I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away."