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"Margaret Sanger."
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"I have no idea how the cavemen could afford to eat paleo."
"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"
"Why do Avon ladies walk funny? ..because their lipstick"
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."
"why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers."
"Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform."
"What do you call a nursing home with a buffet? A Golden Corral."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"