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Joke of the Day
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."
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"[driver on opposite side of the road puts head lights on] moth driving: omg moth wife: Harold no we have a baby moth baby: FLOOR IT DAD"
"If wishes were fishes... ...life would be pretty crappie"
"What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad"
"Diet and exercise pro tip: Eat only on the days you are going to have sex."
"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who."
"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""
"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped, the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky."