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Joke of the Day
"Personal Trainer: No pain, no gain Me: Deal"
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"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"
"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"
"birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot"
"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"
"How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove."
"The hard truth is like poetry... ...most people hate hearing it."
"Ladies: The ""silent treatment"" is not a punishment. Try the ""sit next to him and cry and or frown excessively treatment"" instead."