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Joke of the Day

"Why do Avon ladies walk funny? ..because their lipstick"

"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."

"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"

"Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn't read that, you sang it."

"I saw a girl texting and driving earlier today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled my window down and threw my beer at her."

"How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? It has a special place in their hearts"

"""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals!"" Hitler: ""Mine fewer then"" Reddit: ""I did **not see** that coming"" EDIT: Shit, I didn't get that Reich at all"

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down ze hall on ze Third Reich!"