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Joke of the Day
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
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"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"
"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis"
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."
"Who's bigger- Mister Bigger or Mister Bigger's baby? Well, Mister Bigger's baby's a just little bigger."
"I told my dad I felt tired. ""There's a nap for that."""
"Volkswagen emissions test. You know guys, this whole deal with the Volkswagen emissions test just goes to show that the Germans will do anything to gas you. I will enjoy my trip to hell."
"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."
"It would probably be cool to hang out with a witch because you could bake just the biggest cake in her child sized oven."