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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
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"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."
"You know why you can't play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards!"
"Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus? *Spreads arms* Because he was hung like this"
"Skipping School Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"" Boy: ""No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""
"Browser joke What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!"
"A man walks into a pet shop and says: ""Give me a wasp."" The shopkeeper replies: ""We don't sell wasps."" He says: ""There's one in the window."
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"
"*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street* don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on"
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"