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Joke of the Day

"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"

"What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box? ""Great, it's a hung jury."""

"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."

"Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young."

"All my hostile pals are in hospitals."

"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."

"I never know how much to tip a cow."

"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."

"A load of geese caused a massive pile up on my way to work, What a bunch of flocking idiots."

"Merry Christmas.. Or Happy Heineken, as the case may be ;)"