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Joke of the Day
"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"
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"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"
"The opposite of Iceland is water water"
"Live Shark ""Can I buy a live shark here?"" ""Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"" ""A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."""
"My mum told this hilarious joke whilst we were taking groceries into the flat ""Take multiple trips"""
"What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on? The Dark Knight Rises"
"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""
"What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride? Walk-a Walk-a"
"What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!"
"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""