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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."
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"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"
"Which state has the smallest sodas? Minesoda"
"oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"
"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."
"Australian politics"
"Saw a black guy today with a black guy. Did he get punched in the eye?"
"What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots."
"Ha! Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?"