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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water You stab it with a knife over and over"
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"why did the chicken cross the road it didn't."
"Beer = Mama If you would change 4 letters in the word ""beer"" you would get the word ""mama"" :)"
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."
"Walked by Starbucks today. The line was out the door. I've never seen so many pink cell phone cases in one place."
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"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."