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Joke of the Day
"Being left-handed is unacceptable. It's just not right...."
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"A man runs into a hospital yelling ""Im having a stroke!"" The nurse replies, ""I know sir, but can you please put your penis back in your pants?!?"""
"Why was the plumber stressed? He had a high pressure job"
"I was absolutely disgusted when a gay guy came on to me at the bar. After kicking his ass out the door, I went for a towel to clean it off."
"So a naked man is jumping... qp db qp db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"I like my coffee like I like my wife... cold and bitter."
"Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"I'm Only Here For The Free Food"
"I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."
"What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can."