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Joke of the Day
"Someone needs to introduce the people still requesting songs on the radio to the Internet..."
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"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."
"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."
"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."
"{At funeral} *holding widows hand* I'm sorry for your loss. He had so much updog ""What's updog?"" *pats her hand* Not much what's up with you"
"What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS*** Popeyes!"
"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."
"Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?"
"If short people smoke weed... If short people smoke weed, do they get high or medium."
"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"