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Joke of the Day
"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
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"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."
"She said a lot of F words and I don't think it stands for fabulous."
"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"
"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"
"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."
"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."
"A girl once asked me if she was fat I told her that she was beautiful. In fact, she could model in a summer swimsuit catalog if she wanted. I hear they're casting for beach balls."
"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"
"Facebook tells me today is ""National Winnie the Pooh Day"" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office"