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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"

"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."

"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"

"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."

"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"

"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."

"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"

"What's 6.9? The share one gets in an oral-sex tensome."

"If at first I don't succeed, I've already met my wife's expectations."

"I used to be a plumber on the International Space Station Shit was outta this world."