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Joke of the Day

"She said a lot of F words and I don't think it stands for fabulous."

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with ""What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"""

"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."

"ME: why am I always anxious? maybe watching TV will help- NEWS: IF THE HURRICANE DOESN'T KILL YOU, CLOWNS WILL"

"I wouldn't say I ""missed"" your call."

"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."

"I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb"

"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."

"Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog."