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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"

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"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."
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"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"
"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""
"Today is a big day for the Chinese. Erection Day"
".oneliner ihave a friend who does porn; she says it.s not as hard as it looks..."
"How do you cut down a hipster tree? A suuh dude!"
"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."
"Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12."