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Joke of the Day
"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."
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"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."
"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"
"*Relationship status* Me: I'm heading off now. Wife: Yayyy."
"Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks"
"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"
"Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people."
"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."
"why is it called bacon if you fry it"