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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."
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"I'm trying to remember what that soup is called, the kind with chicken and rice.... Oh yeah! Chinken Noodle!"
"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."
"A heartwarming conversation between a son and his father. Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."
"I will not eat a donut. I will not eat a donut. I will not eat... I will not eat a third donut. I will not eat a third donut."
"No matter how much you push an envelope It will always be stationary"
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."
"Apparently I have a few ""tells"" when I'm angry. But I light things on fire when I'm happy too so don't pretend you know me."
"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."
"When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing. #jobinterviewfail"