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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."

"You ever seen a really beautiful woman that you wanna go talk to? But then you think she's gonna freak out when you walk out of her closet?"

"You must be twins. You're too stupid to be one person. #MyBestInsult"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."

"[Sirens] Dude open the door! *barricading* How do i know you're not 1 of them?! Were you bit?! What?! Do you not know what a hurricane is?"

"What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey? Turtles all the way down"

"MRW a replacement professor enters the wrong class Oops, wrong sub."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"

"Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'."

"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!"