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Joke of the Day
"*Relationship status* Me: I'm heading off now. Wife: Yayyy."
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"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."
"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."
"You have the face of a saint. Which one? Saint Bernard."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb has to do the changing."
"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"
"A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says ""Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!"" The Grasshopper says ""What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"""
"What do you call a story about beastiality? Fifty Shades of Neigh"
"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"
"Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*"