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"*Relationship status* Me: I'm heading off now. Wife: Yayyy."
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"[Trying to impress a girl on a date] Me: ""Not to brag but I'm getting Windows 10 for free."""
"Nuts What do you call nuts on the wall? Wallnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts. Finally, what do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"There's something really addictive about Brownies... ... I think it's their exotic accent."
"So i was sitting on the bus... ... next to this really hot Thai girl and i thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."" ...But she did."
"Why do vampire's use linux? Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss"
"Lol Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A: Wendy's!"
"I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying ""I gave you one yesterday."""
"I just invented a cell phone that looks like a beer can. Now all you idiots can look cool when you take your picture in a mirror."
"A math joke told to me by another redditor... So... What did the integral say to the equation? ""I don't even..."""