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Joke of the Day
"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"
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"A man goes to the library and asks for their best book on suicide! Librarian says ""Oh, we are out of copies on that. People who take it never returns it"""
"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."
"McDonald's is opening their first restaurant in India. Employees must ask if you want flies with every order."
"You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky."
"Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable."
"A tourist asks a man in uniform ""Are you a policeman?"" ""No I am an undercover detective."" ""So why are you in uniform?"" ""Today is my day off."""
"Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills"
"My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven."
"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"