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Joke of the Day
"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."
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"Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding"
"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."
"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."
"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu!"
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and exclaims.... ""Some arsehole's got my pen!"""
"In the political correctness of 2017, is it still ok to call my wife the ""ol ball and chain""? Or is that rude to the ball and chain?"
"Get really close to a dog. Look them in the eyes. Hiss ""who do you think you are?"" as you pet them"