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Joke of the Day
"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."
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"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""
"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride a bike?"
"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."
"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""
"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"
"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."
"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"
"When I was born I was so surprised ... I didn't talk for a year and a half."