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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"
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"My entire family is prone to diarrhea... ...It runs in our jeans. EDIT: typo"
"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."
"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"
"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""
"My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding"
"Why did the TV execs decide not to create a new reality show about philosophers? Because it would only be for a Neitzsche audience"
"A baby seal walked into a club ..."
"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"
"T NOW!"" What do we want? ""MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!"" When do we want them? ""RIGH"