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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"
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"""my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"" Well father, I've been... Double-crossed *God starts breakdancing*"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."
"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"
"Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner? Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin."
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."
"How old do I look? 9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any"
"What's the opposite of quantum physics? Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference)."