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Joke of the Day

"I shouted ""the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!"" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I told her that's a big word for a 7 year old"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The hell if I know..."

"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."

"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."

"I tired to kill myself today... But, it was all in vein."

"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."

"GAY WEBSITE NAME C : ### . com...... for those that don't get it : c (see) : (colon) pound pound pound . com"

"I can't get out of bed These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust."

"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."