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Joke of the Day
"I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy But sometimes you have to abort"
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"""when people say different color bell peppers taste different"" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically"
"Divorced couples have two chromosomes. Ex and why."
"Yes, Banner Ads, we want to check our Credit Scores. Almost as much as we want to pick people up at the airport and see our parents fucking."
"Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are."
"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."
"Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!"
"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."
"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"
"What do pirates like to wear during the winter? Scarves"