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Joke of the Day

"I like dead baby jokes as much as the next guy But sometimes you have to abort"

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"I named my dick Rosa Parks ...Because it refuses to go in the back."

"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."

"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"

"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."

"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."

"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"

"What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]"

"I always hear voices when I go for a poo. Shitzophrenia."