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Joke of the Day
"Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*"
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"A Chinese Man Does Stand-Up Comedy What is beautiful and delicious at the same time? Pussy"
"Dad would you like to save some money? I certainly would son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike then I won't wear my shoes out so fast."
"Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer's?"
"A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots."
"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."
"I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it."
"coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful"
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"