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Joke of the Day

"A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots."

"I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around"

"[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] ""...& they all lived happily ever after"" Customer: ""That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"""

"SHENG WANG: FUN AT THE PARK Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching."

"A horse walks into a bar... ""Why the long face?"" asks the bartender... The horse replies, ""I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."""

"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"

"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."

"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Just do it."

"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."

"Women are like sand. The deeper you go, the wetter they get."