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Joke of the Day
"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."
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"People believed in Jim Jones but... Sadly, he switched to KoolAid and lost a lot of followers."
"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."
"What do you call a pasture full of cows masturbating??? Beef strokin-off"
"A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself."
"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."
"Go ahead and assume it's a banana; I'm rarely that happy to see anyone."
"Want to hear a two word joke? Woman's rights."
"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"