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Joke of the Day

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"coding humor 1 +1 ___ =10"
"Apparently I'm ""an insensitive arsehole"" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a ""truffle shuffle""..."
"I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin"
"This father says to his son, ""Stop playing with yourself you'll go blind."" The son says, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"Sometimes I tell my Then I laugh at them."
"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"
"TIL ""saltpeter"" is a casual term for potassium nitrate. The more you KNO..."
"What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? A frustacean"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw on a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"