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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than peaking in high school? Climaxing to middle schoolers."
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"What was sonic's diet advice to mario? Gotta go fast"
"My teacher told me that Japan had a homogeneous population. If Japan's so genius, how come they haven't figured out that the homo part's the cause of their declining birthrates?"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."
"[Thanksgiving] ME: hey dad will ya pass the peas DAD: say please ME: hey dad will ya pass the please DAD: *tears up so hard*"
"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."
"If I ever have to feed kids, I just shove shit in a blender give them a straw & tell them that's what astronauts eat."
"I know... I know where the percentage symbol goes %50 of the time."
"Imagine if people still used typewriters! We'd have to sit in a giant circle and throw pieces of paper at each other."
"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""