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Joke of the Day
"I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it."
Next Joke
"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"
"A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed."
"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."
"Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs? If you're good at something never do it for free."
"I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different."
"Do you think it's weird that the only reason we still have landlines is so cops in movies can wake each other up in the middle of night?"
"Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM."
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore They're now located in the driver seat"