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Joke of the Day
"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"
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"What's a knife's favorite dessert? Slice cream."
"What did the bee call his military mission? ""Operation pollination"""
"I tried to take a dump on an airplane. TSA was none too please when they had to clean out the tray"
"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."
""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."
"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"
"Be like Mario! Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""
"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"